You probably don't have the time to care for your
lawn the way we would, what with your fancy jobs and families and all. Why don't you let
us take care of your lawn for you? We'll give your lawn the mowing, edging, and trimming
the way only an anal rententive retiree can.
Let's face it, we're not long for this earth, and our
grass only grows so fast. We got nothin' else to do, so why don't you let us
take care of your lawn? We offer special services us elderly lawn fanatics are
willing to provide.
