If you answered "yes" to the above questions, you're ready for an exciting adventure as a restaurateur! Work each and every weekend, and eat all of your meals standing up! Hang out with cooks and explore different things you can smoke! Learn all those Spanish profanities they never taught you in high school! You'll make new friends, as well as valuable new drug connections! And remember, in the restaurant business every day is St. Paddy's day, so pour yourself a stiff one and let's get you on the road to restaurant success!
What's the most difficult part about starting a restaurant, you ask? Developing the menu! Now, with our Virtual Restaurant Consultant Menu Generator , you can whip up your own custom, upscale menu in no time! Guaranteed to provide you with adjectives and ingredients never before used on any restaurant menu! Just click on the "New Dish" button below, and repeat as necessary.

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